Ha, that Super Duty plow truck, wheels locked, still spreading sand. It’s like it’s shitting itself.

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Sitting as I do on a damp island recently cut adrift from Europe, most of my knowledge of the USA comes from films. One car features in those above all else - the Ford Crown Victoria. It’s like the vehicular version of deep fried butter.

IDEA: buy one for yourself attach it whenever you park illegally and remove when you leave.

I had a similar thing happen to me!

After executing a PERFECT late apex on T4 I had probably 2mph on this girl. She sees me over her shoulder and drops hard to the inside. **Sigh** So I roll my eyes and pull to the outside to finish the pass, and, what does this idiot do?

SHE DRIFTS INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE STRAIGHT,…

What’s really amazing is that he accomplished this without so much as a cobb short throw shifter

Nate Silver’s model was the only one which gave Trump a good chance of winning. Take it up with the Huffington Post and Sam Wang; they gave Clinton close to a 99% chance of winning....

I guess that explains why Eli’s lips were moving the whole night.

You know what’s the real story? This fucking muppet got out of the car with power going to the wheels.

Or a clumsy proctologist

Because humiliation is cheaper.

A few years ago I was on Facebook and noticed a former coworker I didn’t really know that well but had courtesy-friended who had recently moved out of town had just uploaded a bunch of pics of his new city. There was some interesting looking architecture in the album so I was merrily clicking through the pics when I…

The new Mac is different than I thought it’d be.

I think you did it exactly backwards, honestly. There’s nothing wrong with a 16-year-old surfing porn, so long as he’s not looking at stuff that could bring the FBI to your door. You’d rather have some insight into what he’s looking at than drive him further underground in his pursuit of it.

C’mon, Tom. That’s WAAAAAAAY too polygonal to be World of Warcraft concept art. Maybe Everquest.

At 11:14pm MrMojoIsMojo gives a bit longer of a routine

My name is Steve. Interestingly, I am an attorney who has tried cases. For a good while, I pretended you were writing about me.

There’s nothing much sadder than a beautiful car that no one gets to see, a rare engine that no one gets to hear, a sick piece of art that never gets painted, because you’re saving it for a day when there’s no chance of rain on the weather report.