If I was a truly dedicated troll, I'd have that url memorized.

Exactly my thoughts at my first race, last year. My wife and I both said ‘Hey, wow, two of those cars sound really cool! The Hondas...oh, those must be unhappy noises....’

I was thinking 'Man, if you can just get to Montgomery County...'

I like the Cruze, and I have driven a stick shift sedan, and I am confident the answer is ‘No’.

So 80s London greasers rode bicycles?

Not here. I've gone away from it-too clunky on my Nexus 5, too many issues and frustrations. YMMV, of course.

Business cultural forces were responsible for major engineering fuckery? Inconceivable.

My votes:

Talk to friends with kids, try stuff out, try to avoid super expensive stuff that sounds iffy, and be ready to admit that you’ll end up with things you didn’t need. Different situations, parents and babies need different things.

Oh god, you poor soul.

‘Umbrella stroller’ is the style, $30 from Babies R Us when brand new for a cheap one in Canada.
http://www.toysrus.ca/product/index.…

My father sold his 300 ZX twin turbo right before I turned 16. There’s being very generous to your children/spoiling them (which happened) and there’s being stupid.
The same decision will likely have to happen with my wife and I's cars before LittleHarv can drive. Not sure what's worse, a 400hp RWD car or a 250 hp AWD…

Does this have independent rear suspension, or is it

It wasn’t very late, but it was already ridiculously dark because Montana is located near the North Pole in the winter months and on the Equator during the summer

Those names are commonly mistaken for each other, even though they seem very different? Dunno.

No ethanol.

And here I figured you'd only be able to find a model in/on/around a small aircraft. Bravo Skaycog!

So, 1975? :-)

The Ford 5.0 is 400hp in different tunes, but yeah, my thoughts exactly. When did a 400hp 5.6L V8 become underwhelming?

Gas turbines are pretty flexible on their fuel, as are diesels. Depending on the specific fuel injectors used on the different engines, they could both run on either.