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I’d be curious to know the average misestimation when spotting out of bounds punts. I’d guess it’s at least five yards.

Well said.

Tone it down, Billy Badass.

“While you’re chatting or making a sale, a quick buzz let’s you know you’ve received a text and a glance at your wrist tells you if you need to respond immediately.”

1) I’m not “mocking the sentiment” that the NFL is fucked up for chewing up and spitting out young men in the name of profit (I’m agreeing with it). I’m mocking Deadspin for their hypocrisy in criticizing the NFL for it, then turning around and attempting to profit off the same violence with regular posting of big

Hey, readers! Here at Deadspin, we think it’s absolutely terrible the way the NFL profits from the mangled brains and bodies of these young men. It’s so wrong.

“Oh, and she learns it really quickly because of 10 minutes of immersion study (get it? because she was breathing hectopod fart).”

I can’t begin to fathom how controlling and self-centered a person must be to request beard-shaving. And delusional. Apparently, the bride thinks anybody will give a shit what the groomsmen look like or that it will affect their enjoyment of the day.

You’re confusing legal with ethical.

I’ve only got 6,000 miles on my 2016 GTI so I’ve got nothing to add regarding reliability, but damn do I love that car!

Glad to know that Tom Cruise will be RUNNING in this movie. It’s kind of his thing.

Halls of Fame are awesome.

“Granted with the internet featuring every stat and video instantly available, I’m not sure why anybody needs a hall of fame in 2016 to begin with.”

I’m curious to watch, but I don’t want to see a dog die. Or a kangaroo.

I just finished the article you recommended.

Can somebody clarify . . .

KG?!?

Damn, you mad.

Is there anything more exciting than ending a tense regular season and killing that momentum with a month of inaction?