Maybe if she’d gone to public school she wouldn’t be so fucking stupid

So, you’re saying his room was Farmers Only?

The funny thing is, if a black person works their ass off to get into a school, racists will yell about affirmative action. MEANWHILE.........

I’m still waiting for the reaction from Fox News about the cuts to Medicare that Trump proposed in his budget. That might actually peel some of these on-the-fence MAGA-heads away from their Fox News coma. Man, if i was in the War Room for the DNC, would I have fun with this one:

I slowly opened the door, and Socialism sauntered in, wearing that little dress I love so much. It hugged her curves and made her skin glow. She approached me slowly, and whispered in my ear, “I’m going to give you free health care, and I’m going to give it to you hard, right now.” Quickly, she grabbed my hand, led me…

I don’t know what Trump has against single payer. He used Michael Cohen as his “single payer” to handle the Stormy Daniels situation.

EDIT: also on an unrelated thread hijack, I want to get this joke in now in case Gawker does the story while I’m on my way to work.

Ahem..... “Lori Laughlin, from Full House to the Big…

I don't think he expected to win. 

When is she going to get his tax returns? I mean, I applaud her tough talk, but if I recall what I heard last summer correctly, she’s entitled to them just for the asking. When is she going to demand them?

The request to Deutsche Bank sought loan applications, mortgages, lines of credit and other financing transactions in connection with the Trump International Hotel in Washington; the Trump National Doral outside Miami; and the Trump International Hotel and Tower in Chicago, the person said

just think. if the big orange doofus had just remained a private citizen, or even played kingmaker rather than wanting to prove he could be king... he could have hidden his shady dealings in the shadows, but becoming a public figure brings it all out in the open. probably not something he thought about when his ego…

Easily the biggest hit by a Met in years. 

Oh they’ll increase the base enlisted pay so that an e-4 with 2 years service will be making slightly above the federal poverty line of $25,750 for a family of 4.

Dont forget we gotta fund The Space Force. Those start-up ventures cost quite a bit extra... the stationary, the badges, the uniforms. Just hope Congress sets aside a little to shoot Pence and Trump into orbit

Gotta love that runaway military budget. Can’t properly “support the troops” without unchecked spending almost entirely going to the same five defense contractors year after year with no real repercussions when they provide sub-par or non-functioning equipment years after it was promised.

May he rot in hell.

Trump is incensed by the idea and reportedly said “Jesus Christ, what’s next? Trying to make Hawaii a state?”

The next time the Dems retake both chambers of congress we need to make it 52 states and make DC & Puerto Rico states. This way a future racist president cannot fuck PR over.

One time I got so frustrated playing Ninja Gaiden I burned a cross on my neighbors lawn.