I really wish these two would have entered a relationship if only to spare the rest of the dating pool having to deal with them. They both seem like a lot of work.

If there’s one universal truth, it’s that horrible men don’t die young.

Also, what the hell is “I cannot recall a single incident involving the police.”? That is really weirdly worded. Wouldn’t you just say “He never hit me.”

Honey, he’s not even going to live eight more years, let alone long enough to be re-elected.

Nope Buzzfeed was there...he wouldn’t take their question either

The press room is going to be three folding chairs each missing a leg, with no power to the room and no handle on the inside of the door.

And he called BuzzFeed, who released the dossier in full, “a failing pile of garbage” who would “suffer the consequences.”

“At the end of 8 years”. Oh go fuck yourself

Great point... He only likes the right KIND of fame. But since he’s basically a stunted kindergarten bully, he thought he wanted any kind of mega-fame, the more the better; he forgot that the Presidency doesn’t just make you the most famous, but also the most scrutinized, the most criticized, & the most hated. The…

I’d gotten slightly less anxious about it lately, then last night I heard the words “Barack Obama farewell speech” and my stomach lurched.

What we’ve done instead of trying to surround him with what people consider A-listers is we are going to surround him with the soft sensuality of the place. It’s a much more poetic cadence than having a circus-like celebration that’s a coronation,” Barrack said. “That’s the way this president-elect wanted it.

I swear every morning since the election I’ve woken up and had the horrible realization that Trump is going to be president over and over. It’s like the movie Groundhog Day without the comedy.

Every time she threw that phone I winced a little and cradled my smartphone in my hand.

I miss hanging up on my asshole boyfriend by slapping my Moto Razr flip phone as hard as I could.

The women metaphorically embody the different ways—direct confrontation, subversively making oneself indispensable and sheer genius—that black folks fought for civil rights and equal opportunities throughout American history.

His incessant need to brag about how he and everything to do with him is just the best or “record-setting” or whatever is absolutely breathtaking. I can totally believe the most important thing in his mind right now is putting on a good show at the inauguration. Not, you know, solving any of the nation’s problems or…

wtf is a dress shop? when in the fuck did i happen upon 1917?

Your logic has no place here.

i wish when i lied that i was able to believe myself as well as drumpf does when he lies.

Why would all of the celebrities coming to DC purchase their dresses in the city? I mean, most of them probably live in places like NYC and LA; wouldn’t they purchase their dresses in their hometowns, and then bring them to DC? Some many questions....