Having had a customer throw a nachos supreme in my face when I worked there, I can assure you, police never get there in time.

It looks like she totally did and I find that adorable.

Or to massively punch some one in the face till they pass out? Or because men rape other men and/or children when they know they are in a position where they won’t be challenged. That is kind of the point.

And children wouldn’t be sexually abused if they weren’t such pathetic little wimps. Why don’t they fight back harder?

If you use it, you also get to pay the cost of restoring it, get a ticket for losing control of your truck, and if your truck is company-owned, you’ll most likely get fired, again for losing control of your truck. If you don’t use it, you and numerous others just might die as your rig hurtles to the inevitable plunge…

It’s not bad to like the West Wing! But if you rewatch it, particularly in conjunction with some of Sorkin’s other shows (or after you are more familiar with certain things he has said or done in RL), there’s a pretty good chance you’ll start to realize that a fair amount of what you originally thought was brilliant…

Those years are indeed the weirdest. In truth, I was having intense sexual thoughts a lot earlier than 15, but when I look at pictures of myself from that time, in all my jelly bracelet-ed and pinstriped pants glory, I was clearly but a babe.

Here’s a dramatic re-creation of Kanye’s speechwriting process:

Is that an unzipped Members Only jacket?

He can dere-lick his own balls.

Kanye new Deraliq line?

But I opened it soooo sloowwwwly so she would see it coming and say something or, I don’t know, hold it shut! SOME INDICATION A HUMAN WAS IN THERE.

They should pay you to write one sentence articles, and save everybody’s time.

I’ll bet he’s #Blessed

I guess the Bachelors can have as much sex as they want to, but the Bachelorette has to be “in love” to have some sex. SMH, man...

Also, if I were in that person’s position I would probably fuck them both, too. If I’m spending the rest of my life with someone I need to know if there is any sexual chemistry.

It's almost like dating and getting engaged because of a reality show is a bad idea.