Very with the times (Costco, so in right now!), durable, and insulated to keep your 5 lb. bag of individually wrapped salmon fillets frozen for a couple hours!

Eat each other, you sick fucks.

I actually disagree- the fact that she’s not always in the public’s face, showing up to every little event, or inserting herself in every little happening in the celebrity world makes her seem a little less thirsty than the others (Kardashian-Jenners, Iggy Azalea, Rita Ora, Demi Lovato, etc.)

She looks like she’s having a Phase, but goddammit, you’re allowed to have as many Phases as you fucking well want to.

Maybe we should all be a little thirstier.

I love that hair color and Christina looks the best she has in years. I feel like it’s a stretch to call it pierced but I imagine the word festooned is way too dated.

I would add too that in general it is a bad sign when you need to pay more money to advance through the levels of any spiritual organization.

They all overreact. I hate PR people. I imagine one time they got bloody screamed at and never, ever forgot it. So I kinda get it. But I hate working with talent and PR people on any level for that reason. #notimeforcray

I remember, oddly enough, watching Robert Downey Jr.’s interview on Inside the Actor’s Studio several years ago. Lipton was asking about what he was like to work with as an actor on set, and he basically framed his response around the idea that to be unprepared or to waste time quibbling about “not feeling the…

Let a friend lock them in a dungeon and see if they’re still attracted to you after that?
Or feed them mushrooms and see what happens?

Double whopper bonus: if she hot-wires your car and drives away with it. You go to her apartment to talk to her parents about it but there’s just an old Romanian couple with 10 cats living there who don’t speak any English or know of any “Jessica”. Then she’s a keeper. But she’s probably gone for good.

I also have a teenager and believed the same. He was playing the computer (he’s almost 16) and writing something (I assumed game-related)...until he brought me the card he was actually making.

All Kanye had to do was pay for this! I bet he didn’t even make the phone calls himself. So I’d take your handmade carrot cake over his gesture any day!

Obviously! The more they suffer, the closer they are to God. Wasn’t that the disgusting lesson Mother Theresa taught us?

Used to work at a copy shop, and people who were getting stuff printed for their church were the worst at paying. I understand church budgets are tight, but it drove me crazy when we gave them a discount to begin with, and then they claimed we hadn’t followed their instructions (we did follow their instructions) and…

How big was that burrito? I'm having chicken tacos.

Another former infantryman here - and I completely agree. Who knew we were such a progressive bunch! Seriously though, if advocating for the rights of a historically oppressed ethnic group to which you belong is a “partisan” political issue then we need to seriously reconsider how we define the word. I don’t see…

I always knew god hated socialists.

“And when I got in my truck, you know, I was so proud, because I felt like I finally drew a line in the sand and stood up for what I believed.”