Damn it. You deserved so much better. I’m glad your parents saw that and did something.

I was once in a Mardi Gras parade dressed as a S&M nun. My master was a priest, who was whipping me. The crowd went wild. A little TOO wild. People had such emotion. They were screaming “HIT HER! BEAT HER!” so enthusiastically that I assumed some sort of Catholic school trauma had taken place.

I had dinner with a friend tonight who is a special ed classroom assistant. She said she reported her teacher because he was making fun of the way a deaf student talked, to the point the student was crying. WTF.

Good for you.

There are already photos:

WAIT ISN’T THIS THAT WEST VIRGINIA WOMAN WHO CALLED MICHELLE OBAMA AN APE??

Right? She and the Cheeto will go throughout the countryside, stopping at downtrodden rustbelt hamlets to share Bud Light and baloney sandwiches with those who have lost their jobs to Chi-na.

When I had an emotionally abusive spouse, I would do this thing where I would have a perfectly neutral expression on my face, but in my mind I would be off in Bora Bora. I wonder where Melania goes in her mind.

But at least we don’t use the offensive R word. So there’s that.

Talk about a nightmare ex.

I used to cover a tiny little municipality for our local newspaper. It is an upscale place. People came to the council meeting demanding that a plumber, who owned a residence there, not be allowed to park his truck in his own driveway. There was no HOA. These people were just horrified that someone who works with his…

Michelle Obama would have been pilloried for wearing anything from jeans and a t-shirt to Prada. Just the other day, some toad of a woman in West Virginia called her “an ape in heels.” Racism doesn’t care.

Who is Han Solo? Now, Lando, on the other hand...

Obama is an A student. He’s going to do his best to help the lil’ guy get up to speed.

That trick never works.

He has no moral center. All, for him is either adoration or not-adoration. That is as deep as he goes.

Talk shit about every other government leader except Putin.

First step: stop calling it Cali. Then you can come here :-)

It’s so hard. No one knows anything and all the pieces have been shaken up.