He could have taken down his pants and crapped in Rockefeller Center while singing Edelweiss and wearing a parrot on his head and they would have found it charming.

I immediately suspected Frank Underwood.

I hope the final surprise is Melania appearing with Hillary on Monday to ask for a divorce on the grounds of infidelity and emotional cruelty.

Right? A lot of the porn out there is based on twisted, exploitative, violent and ugly views of sexuality. It’s pretty rare where it’s people saying “Wow, I love and respect and value you and think you’re hot, let’s make each other very, very happy because we’re consenting adults and can do that kind of thing.”

Almost anything can be therapy in the hands of a good therapist. Getting out of your normal activities and comfort zone can be good. I hope he gets the help he needs, because the dude is a mess. He threw away his wife, his family life, his career, his reputation and his self-respect, all so he could chat up women on…

Not enough money in the world.

He’s a classic narcissist. His insults and his praise are both so generic. He says people are “great” or “Disgusting” without specifying what it is about them (though he does hit on body image fairly often) other than general terms like “Sad” “pathetic” “Dumb.” I think this is because he is so uninterested in others…

With my mom it will probably be different. “She will never be able to give me crap about my clothing again,” “She will never be able to crank about the romaine in the salad again,” “She will never be able to reject every single thing I buy for her again.” She’s a special case.

To me, the waves of grief idea really worked. I would just be doing something and all of a sudden I would be drowning in grief, helpless, taken by this huge wave. The waves keep coming, but farther apart and smaller, and now they’re more like a small, twingey reminder instead of a tsunami I was helpless against.

I would never argue against travel, but I am sure there are plenty of Thai people who wish these jackasses would just go home at some point soon.

No. Go away. One partner inevitably does more cooking than the other, and it is for some damned reason usually the woman. So then the woman gets even more screwed by this arrangement.

What a cow! She has to be pushing 110!

YES YES YES. I am forever searching for tunic-style shirts just to cover me from shoulders to waist.

Someone who is super successful whining because others are MORE successful is rarely a good look.

She wants to be Bono so bad.

Hang out with old people. They seriously do not give a fuck. They just open their yaps and let the germs fly. I sat next to one of them in a meeting that lasted seemingly for an eternity while she hacked and sprayed. Then she noticed me giving her the horrified stinkeye, so she switched to holding her tiny fist about…

This is a good argument for the white separatist movement. Leave these people to their shit. Everyone else can party like decent people.

Hahahahaha good one.

I became celibate so I would never have to see a face like this again. Worth it.