Let us know how it goes.

Oh, so sorry.

Tonight in Fuck the Patriarchy: I participated in a speech contest where I was fairly sure I won. As so often happens, a man won. I mean, it happens over and over and over. I see great women get beaten by mediocre men. It wasn’t just me. At least a dozen people came up to me and said I won. Several women were very…

The entitlement of these people is so incredible. Hey, person, I see you are brown, so I feel free to abuse you without one single fact. They are the ugliest, dumbest bunch of dumbshits who ever walked the earth. I’m sorry you have had to go through this.

Globalist agenda. Oh, the horror of thinking about ALL of humanity. Nobody wants that!

UNKA JOE!

EDGE OF MY SEAT.

That trick never works.

Help, I’m being oppressed!

“more proof the election is rigged”

Huh. Who woulda thunk that people wouldn’t shell out for a $500 cooler?

Huh. Who woulda thunk that people wouldn’t shell out for a $500 cooler?

The most hilarious part of Jeopardy is when a contestant gets a simple question about Canada wrong, like the capital. Then Alex gets this face like he smelled something bad and says, condescension just pouring out of him, “No, that would be OTTAWA.” You can just tell he wants to add “You fucking American fuck.”

I would be surprised if the real number isn’t in the hundreds.

Me too. Major crush from just two words.

I think that is indeed the issue. Trump listens to no one but himself, which makes him the biggest idiot of all. Even dear simple Bushie had the humility to listen to someone who knew how to dress him.

I’m asking.

I was worried that Trump would drop out and people would see Pence as some kind of normal Republican they could happily vote for.

I agree on one thing: I don’t think Hillary should try to pull off the bodysuit, fishnets and spike heels look.

Here’s my explanation: We liberals have absolutely zero problem with you getting as nasty and freaky as you want, as long as it is in private and between consenting adults. Emphasis on consenting.

There’s so much money that can be made by appealing to dumbshits - Barnum had that right. Look at Duck Dynasty, Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent. They spew ignorance and hatred and people roll out the red carpet for their hillbilly asses.