Sadly, Maricopa County is where Orange County Republicans flee when they get tired of fucking up California.

When you look up “old white guy mediocrity,” does his picture pop up? Because it should.

In my flattest voice, I said “I got it at the induction ceremony when I became [X Position].” But I knew he wasn’t really asking. It was like a guy yelling out a car window. It was to dehumanize me, to let me know in a not-so-subtle way that he thought I wasn’t worthy.

It seems to be a compulsion, like hoarding cats or other forms of OCD. It’s a particularly creepy one, though.

The stupidness of it got me. As if I knocked off a man to steal his lapel pin. Or maybe I found one on eBay.

It is fine for men to say “I created” “I developed” “I came up with...” because they are being assertive. Women, on the other hand, are being “aggressive” and need to wait their turn. But then if they wait their turn, they are passed up.

Could be a man in denial that a woman could be in a position of responsibility thing.

Donald runs on a toxic cocktail of testosterone, adrenaline and bile. Not for casual use, as the side effects are a shrunken penis, brillo-pad hair, delusional behavior, and verbal diarrhea.

I’m voting for this guy, because he obviously knows where to find The Good Shit.

He was a fucking jackass.

What an entitled little piece of crap she was.

Wow. Basket of deplorables.

Wow. I’ll say she was crazy.

I buy it in giant quantities from Amazon

My vegetarian-diet farts must have seemed like the space shuttle taking off

I love awful roommate stories. Please share!

True. It automatically sets up a power situation where two roommates will likely side against one.

The Devil does not need an advocate.

I spend my days bobbing around in the ocean, quietly capturing small sea life and eating them. Is that not enough?