Few computers. People actually walked their asses around a bit.

Maybe some kind of island of misfit toys. Give them basic, comfortable lives away from society, away from all children. If they want to have sick porn that involves children, let them learn to CGI it and leave real people out of the process.

Oh, of course.

Thank you! It helps to speak Spanish, so you get the pronunciation of Fiesta.

Here’s the question I have to ask: would I ever let kids I love be alone with this person?

“Front butt” is the one that makes me scream in rage.

Was it Gypsy Boots?

Yeah, some of those inland California places are such wastelands. Victorville, Barstow...I went through a part of Stockton that was like another world...giant potholes, broken curbs, people standing around aimless and glassy-eyed, staring, filthy...

My thoughts exactly.

He has that scary, just barely hidden violence going on, masked by his good religious boy act. He reminds me so much of Mitt Romney.

When I was 15, I wanted nothing more than to have sex. I have clear and enthusiastic consent many times. I THOUGHT I was grown and I would have been mad if people tried to tell me that wasn’t a decision I could make. The teen years are weird, y’all. Your brain is not fully mature, but you think it is.

She is the Cancer Naziburger of Happy Meals.

That Anita Roddick from the Body Shop was a huge grifter.

That Anita Roddick from the Body Shop was a huge grifter.

Totally. I paid my rent in flirty glances and bought groceries with a flash of cleavage. And the Gas Co. was happy to take a wink and a smile.

Meanwhile, my boss told me I deserved less pay as a single, childless woman because the married with child guy in the same position “Needs the money for his family.”

Or better yet, break off the crust edge and toss it out.

Brown sugar cinnamon is the perfect sugar bomb.

Darryl Issa is also the asshole behind those super touchy car alarms - the ones that make five or six different sounds and never seem to stop. So we can thank him for ruining our lives in multiple ways.