Dang it. I was hoping there was a chance they might keep him.

Maybe I will use that story the next time someone says “Why not White History Month?” Ok. Here’s your history.

JNO!

Worst of all, named his kid “Boomer”

So what do you do with them once they are soiled? Are they disposable? Do you take off the whole thing and toss it, pulling another one from your adult diaper bag? Or do you put it in a plastic bag and launder it later? I am having a hard time imagining why either of these scenarios is appealing.

I am an Old. I can get an Pokemon avatar with purple or blue hair, but not grey.

And he would be our first Diglett in the Oval Office!

My housemate had an affair with the wife of a radio talk show host. They would go over to her house while the husband was on the air. The host had this dog, Freddy, he talked about ALL the time.

Whaaaat?

And neither Steve nor Cheryl from Dear Sugar are named Sugar! The plot thickens!

His face is so creepy. He could be a horror movie villain just as he is, no makeup needed.

“I found myself in a place that is not representative of who I am as a person...”

Your body thanks you.

Can we have ONE woman president before we “go beyond that now”?

I would bet she had some obligation to fulfill to create a video for this company that she could not get out of, but she got pissed at them. This is her minimally fulfilling a contract. There’s nothing there they can point to that is breach of contract, but she makes it clear she’s not thrilled with the product.

I love Rose Pricks, the podcast that has dubbed him “Hairon Rodgers.”

It’s a bit chilly there in the shade, isn’t it?

It has been a long month, hasn’t it? Rest, my moppet.

I just thought that I should go see her in Vegas, too.

I have had one manicure in my life because I can’t stand the chemicals. I get headaches. I can’t imagine what it is like for the poor people who work there all day.