When I read and posted on FB about Frederick Douglass’s Narrative of the Life of a Slave and mentioned how upsetting it was, my family went into an absolute orgy of posting Confederate flags and #AllLivesMatter stuff. I called my sister, sobbing, and she said “Well, you’ll just have to get used to people having other…

Are you related? We have the same family, apparently.

I’m a white person who in no way saw Jesse Williams’ comments as anti-white. Anti-racism, yes.

Haha I just overplayed it. Again. I CAN’T STOP.

That’s the name of my new band.

Or I could be joking. You people are never able to tell, are you?

You people are always looking for a loophole, aren’t you?

...”and that women really will be happier and more ethical if they have babies- a gift from god.”

BECAUSE NOW THEIR PEANUSES WILL FALL OFF, DUH. YOU THINK THATS FUNNY?

Full Frontal has the same zany fury that permeated the Daily Show, but even better. Samantha Bee is a genius.

It used to be so reliably on point. Now it is totally irrelevant.

I am so sad about it. Whenever anyone posts a link to Daily Show, I’m like yeah, whatever. But a link to Sam Bee? LET ME SEE IT RIGHT NOW SEVERAL TIMES.

When I worked in customer service, my customers would call and I could tell who they were with a single word. They were always amazed.

Me too! This is why I can’t watch animated movies. I can see a fish, but my brain is yelling “DUH! It’s Ellen DeGeneres.” I don’t get why they can’t just hire voice actors instead of celebs. They don’t add much to the movie and for me, they take away.

It seems pretty hopping every time I ride. I wish it would expand weekend service to the outlying areas though.

You do know that ozone is not a place, right?

You do know that ozone is not a place, right?

I know. So perfectly said.

That’s fine. But for gods sake, watch Jesse Williams.

Me too!

Don’t judge my lifestyle.