A friend worked as a small-market news anchor and he said it always freaked him out when people assumed some kind of ownership over his person just because he appeared in their living rooms every night.

Her eyes are crazy and scary.

I will gladly review your contracts after I finish my lollie.

Motorcycle cops look right sexy.

They need more daft, entertaining people. Instead of pleasant and boring people.

This Rose Pricks podcast about the show kills me dead. I will never be able to not call this guy “Hairon Rodgers.”

Exactly why I watch.

Given that most people can’t tell red wine from white wine dyed red, it probably doesn’t make a lot of difference. But great Pinot Noir is a rare thing, so when I am taking my chances, I’ll take my chances on a nice red blend. They tend to be cheaper and better than Pinot Noirs in the same price range. Blends give…

Just buy cheap wine for that. Cooks Illustrated did tests on this and it does not matter.

The great food writer Laurie Colwin described it as “kind of a sublime grape pop” and I agree. It is fun, but you have to be in the mood.

I was always worried that my palate wasn’t refined enough to recognize a wine that had gone off or gotten “corked.” But guess what? That shit STINKS. It would be impossible not to notice. I got a corked bottle, and when I said as much, the server first thought I was being a pretentious douche. But I made him stick his…

The party operatives are smart and evil. The party base is mean, sexist, racist and petty, all wrapped in a mantle of Christianity and the flag.

World’s most boring man and interchangeable tiny blonde woman want to rule the world.

Spiritual?

It puts moist to shame.

You gotta admire his spunk, though.

Yes, use your napkin. You have food on your face right there. No, on the left. Higher. Got it!

Worse: you girls.