Prosecutors Believe Hampered Evidence in Najeh Davenport Case "Shitty"

I hate it when kids leave rape kits on my porch.

They have a system for bad QBs. It's called I-formation, aka run the football every goddamn play.

I guess the 6.5 game lead made you incapable of using apostrophes properly. Back to middle school with you.

usually I am not one to criticise, but I cannot believe they didn’t realise their mistake. they really need to find out who authorised this, because I cannot find any way to rationalise such an error.

nah bro. fall is da best. fuckin best apples ever, beautiful sunny skies and crisp air..gtfo wit dis shit.

Is Ragnar an elite mascot?

I am proud* to be an Eagles fan. It’s one of my favorite things about myself.* And I am sure,* based on my complete confidence in the good-will of Philadelphians generally* and the level-headed opinion leadership provided by the local media,* that Eagles fans will take this in stride* and maintain their positivity*…

Scully: Aww, he smiled at me!

Boy, is he red-faced.

There are things too good to risk. A daily packed lunch is one of them.

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

Well, I’m glad I didn’t take that guy in my survival pool this week.

No, we will all be saying, “How is that ratfucker Tom Brady cheating this time?” since that’s the narrative forevermore.

It’s totally okay to cheat as long as there are other variables at play.
“You stole money from the bank!”
“Yeah, but you didn’t buy when you were on Park Place so is it really my fault that you lost?”

I love Pats fans. Their arguments are amazing.

It was not legal,

The bombshell doesn’t exactly make Goodell look good here.

I’m growing more and more uncomfortable with the seemingly increasing progressive notion that people’s backgrounds must be fully delved into and punishment doled out for things they did years and years ago, retroactive, permanent punishment. It strikes me as so anti-liberal.

Man, it will be good to catch up with Craggs. Haven’t seen him since he outed my dad over the PA system at a TJ Maxx.