What a great day it will be when she is old and no one gives a fuck about her anymore. Maybe then she’ll blow her brains out for the attention. A win for us and her

This is basically just a list from the MVP Baseball soundtracks

I’m a fan of anything involving shitting on Cowherd so yay

“fairly liberal, if irritatingly opinionated white guy”

Don’t you just hate that douche in the office the next morning who goes on and on to you that he “said they should have kicked the field goal the whole time!!!”

So he whooped Fisher’s ass then began dating Rihanna? Got it

I hope Kroenke eats shit and chokes on it. Goodell can get fucked too

Nobody can make the Nets not suck for at least the next five years.

The NFL’s most prolific kicker in 2015?

This seems more like you WANT to be offended by this even though it’s much more likely he was laughing at something else and surprised when she bumped into him. I guess that’s not as fun though.

Great piece Drew. It’s crazy how the NFL network was trying to use that it could be the last game in St. Louis to sell us the latest putrid Thursday night game (which of course I watched). They’ll make money on a move to LA that no one asked for and money on a faux “good bye Rams” game.

Nicely summed up Tom. Only the Mets could be coming off a pennant with a stable of young stars and still find a way to aggravate their fanbase (unfortunately I am all too used to this). When Cuddyer retired last week and $12.5 MM came off the books a buddy and I were actually silly enough to debate if that meant they…

An entire field of nothing but panderers. It really is a race between giant douches and turd sandwiches.

Touche

When have these deals ever worked? Big pickup now; but let’s see how happy everyone is about it when he’s 34 with 3 years/$93 million still on his contract.

It’s worth pointing out that Emmitt now has a better winning percentage AGAINST THE SPREAD than you with no spread. Come on Drew (I lost my survivor pool week 2).

Pretty sure the police have more information that any of us in this thread

As good as Simmons is defensively he is really awful with the stick. I don’t want to get all stat geek on you but his career OPS+ is 85 which is the same as fan favorite Ruben Tejada. I like the trade for them.

They can cut him for sure but they would still have to pay him $44 million over the next 2 years. Good old baseball contracts