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Teams will have a maximum of 2:30 to change pitchers, with the clock starting as soon as the reliever enters the playing field.

Let him stay. He's the only thing on the screen that makes any goddamn sense.

What an absolute class act. He couldn't have handled the situation any better. You really gotta hand it to Evan Meek for grooving that pitch in to Jeter.

So you read a Native Americans Comment... You disapprove of it because he isn't up in arms about it like you are then dismiss it...

That's a pretty liberal use of the word "investigated," isn't it?

there is no eviscerating. the NFL will make more money than ever before, with super high TV ratings.

It is sad when the most sage voices in our society are comedians as opposed to the news anchor.

Of course they want to get it right. If they don't, Adrian Peterson will beat the ever loving shit out of them.

AP hypocritically uses bible. Did he forget about the part on having sex with only your wife, or did he leave that part out and have five illegitimate kids with different women.

That update with the tweet looks like something a teenage girl would post on Facebook.

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

How many Tom Coughlins do you think you could successfully fight simultaneously? It's possible that one or more of the Tom Coughlins will have a knife, because he seems like that sort of guy.

I think the part that's even worse for me in this whole thing is that these kids aren't living with Peterson full-time, or even the majority of the time. They're visiting for small stretches of time, during which they're being beaten. This hits the exact point Drew is making; these punishments are likely the…

YupTwins:
You clearly don't have kids.

It would be 61 years before the Giants would again try to sign a quarterback who had already been drafted.

I hear they're still sending out letters for the QB position.

"Sir, why do you have 4 different licenses?"

Is this one of those things where we get to circle all of the logical errors and inconsistencies and send it in for a prize?