Donald Trump’s head comes to mind, but I’m horrified at the thought that they may reanimate it like in Futurama.

And I would cleanse and bandage your broken, bloody knuckles and take over for you with gusto.

Seems appropriate as the President speaks in Wingdings.

Throttling speeds to Breitbart down to dial-up would be the best revenge. Just be sure to include all of the obnoxious dial-up tones.

Kraken Rum ad is just so fitting...

Amazon PRIME baby!

You want to stop the real drug problem in the US? Build two walls, one around Purdue Pharma and the other around Capitol Hill.

We got this.

...and now soon to come are the Brownshirts. (or in this case the Redhats)

And I thought Trump was a moron.

“Why the fuck does this stupid sub keep trying to turn left all by itself?”

FWIW, although I’m a total atheist, I find the current Pope, and only this Pope, to be a truly righteous dude.

Obligitory...

A 3 trillion dollar industry says “Um, yes”.

I WANT this voice for Alexa!

Yeah, I pretty much realized this fact last November.

You mean Drumpflings.

Mastiffs are NOT ugly.

I’m kind of liking this one better than the original.

As if it’s not bad enough that Trump is completely fucking up the U.S. of A., some other asshole has to come along and fuck up the entire universe.