Smart move by the White Sox to evacuate the outfield every time Abreu's up.

At least in my experience, with #2 it's a man-to-man operation, and you're on the running/pooping/noisy one. Hoping to avoid a third, where you're forced to go zone.

I also happen to like Hawk Harrelson.

and the only ones that can win championships.

As a Brewers fan now living in Chicago, the White Sox have become my Chicago/AL team. Unlike games at Wrigley (the world's most expensive cocktail lounge), I can actually talk BASEBALL with the fans at Comiskey.

Meh I was really hoping it was going to be a high speed reinsertion of a half eaten burrito or something. A gum wrapper? Tame. But that aussie lane splitting gives me a #freedomboner. WHAT DO WE WANT? LANE SPLITTING! WHEN DO WE WANT IT!? AFTER A VOTE AND APPROPRIATE STUDY AND EDUCATION CAMPAIGNS!

I can understand the "laundry" for pro sports or a school that you didn't attend (Never understand why people are fans of colleges that they didn't go to) but the college you are attending/attended is the ONE time you can justifiably have an intense rooting interest

Wared he get hurt?

Francona: Hey, Wood. You ever make a team while on the mound before?

What a relief after that asshole Dorn pranked Wood with the old red card in the locker trick.

I think of the value proposition. Or at least mine anyway.

How convenient that the logos lend themselves to HA HA HA.

"Standing 4'4", from Springfield, your starting point guard...R-R-R-R-R-RALPH WIGGUMMMMMMMMM!!"

Did anyone expect a "video game movie" to be "good"?

Since historically luxury features are everywhere now, I think this needs to be in a historical context.

I guess it's not that ridiculous other than the name, but BMW's "Gentleman Function" (that allows the driver to adjust the passenger seat) is a bit out there.

Cuban then offered the NFL $75,000 for 51% ownership of the league.

Style points for the attempted dive/save.

It's the chemicals in the tobacco that do the most damage, so by comparison, weed won't kill your back, but really, your lungs weren't designed to have smoke in them ever for any reason at all. All smoke is bad.

Does smoking encompass smoking weed or just tobacco? What if you're a daily toker?