Who decided to have the space-blanket models wear balaclavas? They look like they're going to an Al Qaeda-sponsored rave or something.

Gonna have not one, but TWO of these bad boys!!!!

"We don't believe him, he changes many things around here beside his draft board."

First the liebruls make us speak Latino, now American kids are speaking ENGLISH ENGLISH?! Thanks Obama!

A made up stat is not worth noting.

He's got to quit, right? He can't just ask for an apology. On the real, that's some sexual harassment, he could get a big settlement.

I'm sure this is exactly what this dude had in mind when he decided to work hard and make this his profession.

Now, the air conditioning unit includes three necessary components in order to work properly. Number one: refrigerant. Number two: a magical component called the "compressor." And number three, copper wire. We know this because thieves are always stealing copper wire from air conditioners in places like Mississippi,…

Huh... I thought it was supposed to honor the victims' average height of 4'09" at the time the abuse occurred.

Oh god, its not race, just stop.

From The Independent

It took them three hits with the sword, and she was given nothing to dull the pain, such as painkillers. But that sounds really humane! Fuck western racism!!!

I think sometimes abusive parents have a tendency to believe the lies they've told themselves about how wonderful their children's childhoods were. Particularly if their children turned out to be decent adults.

Truly today is a great victory for anyone who's ever assisted in the cover-up for a chronic sexual predator.

I can't help myself. I just love reading the moronic anger frenzies in their comment sections. One of their paid bloggers even called me racist once for suggesting that twitter isn't a good medium for essays.

I couldn't have said it better. Also, don't go anywhere near Jezebel today.

I cannot even conceive of the greed necessary to attempt to steal everything your child has. And this goes a step further by stealing everything he has and a lot of stuff he doesn't have yet. Un-fucking-believable.

Domestic violence charges dropped? Maybe we should be calling it football.

"would of one"