Girls is the equivalent of Miley Cyrus; trying to get attention via "shock value" to the point where every "shocking" thing makes people yawn because it's so predictable. And yes, over-privileged white girls that are out of touch with reality.

Are you from Kotaku?

Maybe they should have consulted Chevy and put the Volt drivetrain in it. It would be much more efficient that way.

And the Cowboys lost?! Sad day for Duke fans. Yankees baseball season can't come soon enough.

Apparently there's no lingering hard feelings between the two ladies. They made up at the next break.

Keeping one eye on what's going on around her is a wonderful tribute to Stuart Scott.

The same thing happens when someone tries to put subtlety in front of Chris Berman.

I can only imagine Gawker Inc.'s disappointment. You guys had the makings of a real firebomb here. Better luck next time?

That's one hell of a way to quit your job as a copy editor.

LIKE NEW RUF TURBO ARE. IN MINOR FENDER BENDER, NOTHING SERIOUS. CLEAN CARFAX. JUST WENT FOR TUNE UP, CHANGED BELTS AND HOSES. SHE'S READY TO GO. ELDERLY OWNED, ALWAYS GARAGE KEPT. RAN WHEN PARKED.

You're goddamn right, male Elsa, Johnny Bravo and Shaggy are WAY too sexualized. As a man, I'm offended as fuck.

"disgustingly oversexualized"

Yep. As expected, you will not find one article on Kotaku without some salty SJW hero trying to derail the comments with their agenda to help them feel relevant.

If Mozgov is the missing piece to an NBA championship, it may be time to disband the league.

Actually no. I realize the term "conspiracy theories" is practically a trigger word for people to lose their collective shit, but go back and read - there are no actual conspiracy theories about it. Only one joke, and one person wondering if it's a leftover asset from an earlier build of the game. Calm yourself.

Are too!

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

No, Cutler and his wife are anti-needles.

In an alternate universe there are Nazis posting all over Jalopniche on die internets about how difficult it is to love cupholders once the true story of their American capitalist origins became apparent.