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Sorry, but I won't stop having sex with your sister.

They’re not charging for them. They’re already free in the Microsoft store. You just have to download the updated versions as opposed to the older versions that came with Windows 7

It’s completely baffling that no one wants to workout an aging RB on the downside of his career who brings a PR nightmare in his pocket. This is a complete mystery. Luckily DeMaurice Smith, being familiar with occam’s razor, found the simplest solution: a giant conspiracy.

Unfortunately they couldn’t show a frontal shot of the shirt after Tommy Lasorda spilled meat sauce all over it.

Someone has to tranquilize him, and then a crew of four does it in two hours.

As if being an Arsenal fan wasn’t already embarrassing enough.

You are comparing apples and oranges. We may difficulty with a super-high-tech 5th generation fighter that is attempting to serve three service branches at once, but I’m pretty sure we can build a tank that can roll down a damned street without passing out.

Except your point is flawed. You can’t compare building things that *nobody* has ever built, with building things we already built 30 years ago.

Yeah, because building a tank that fails to drive down an asphalt road is super comparable to a STOVL low observable multi-role fighter that has logged thousands of flight hours.

Hearing “SEC” uttered, Dan Gilbert immediately bolted from Quicken Loans Arena.

I’d feel bad for Noah, because Jones seems committed to kicking his ass. However, he can easily hide from Cardale by taking refuge in one of Ohio State’s many academic buildings.

Pretty bold for a guy playing in the Eastern Conference.

The endless stream of folks falling all over themselves to blame the cartoonists as “asking for it”, while excusing the acts of the terrorists, is almost more fascinating than the knee-jerk brainwashed “behead those who slander the prophet” reaction of the terrorists.

No matter how many times it happens, I am still flabbergasted that people could be driven on a suicidal murderous rampage because somebody drew a cartoon of their flying spaghetti monster.

Pharaoh's Face Dropped; Another Setback For Restoration Of Ramesses II Statue

Yes.

Finest kind. As someone who has battled depression and anxiety (and will continue to do so the rest of my life), fuck this parrot with a hot poker up the ass.