I had this revelation a few months ago. Bought a regular coffee maker and never looked back. Damn, what were we thinking?

damm

i hate that fucker and i only have the media to blame

+1, nice timing

look if you wanna fight let’s do it kid

you got me mindershitter

Look Tom. I get it. As a Dodgers fan (and fan of Puig), I too will miss massive bat flips. It’s bullshit that the MLB is collectively a giant punk ass about this. With that being said, the word “pissbaby” (or it’s plural pissbabies) is foul. Stop using it. It’s stupid and sounds dumb. I’m sure you’ll value this input.

I think it’s more like, “Car Hit By Skateboarding Taco” no?

Awesome article. That summation of Middle East affairs at the end is top-notch.

this is like something i'd write after a "long lunch." good work, torch.

"oldcarguy"

BANG

Haha.. nah. Hell nah.

Considering we don't light people on fire and watch (film?) them burn to death, I think we do wage war more humanely, yes.

Any way to watch these rally races on TV?.. never watched a race and would love to.

.. lol

hey check this crazy idea out

but then you remember AP is also dumb.

ugh he's like the grumpy yin to dwight's idiotic yang

... did you see him pitch last year?