damm

i hate that fucker and i only have the media to blame

+1, nice timing

look if you wanna fight let’s do it kid

you got me mindershitter

Look Tom. I get it. As a Dodgers fan (and fan of Puig), I too will miss massive bat flips. It’s bullshit that the MLB is collectively a giant punk ass about this. With that being said, the word “pissbaby” (or it’s plural pissbabies) is foul. Stop using it. It’s stupid and sounds dumb. I’m sure you’ll value this input.

I think it’s more like, “Car Hit By Skateboarding Taco” no?

Awesome article. That summation of Middle East affairs at the end is top-notch.

this is like something i'd write after a "long lunch." good work, torch.

"oldcarguy"

BANG

Haha.. nah. Hell nah.

Any way to watch these rally races on TV?.. never watched a race and would love to.

but then you remember AP is also dumb.

ugh he's like the grumpy yin to dwight's idiotic yang

... did you see him pitch last year?

This.. makes me happy. In fact, this story is... feel-good.

you first bub

thank you

I usually make fun of you a lot because you make fun of my (currently!) hapless Lakers, but that was really, really well written.