also because people will drive on spare tires for way longer than they should causing a danger to everyone else

lol, because only fox news is bad cable news rite guise?? epic

someone call the cops

The only bone I have to pick with CM Punk is that now he's signed on with UFC. If he thought WWE was bad..

Man, watching the Rockets get fucked up is so awesome. I hate Harden, I hate Dwight, fuck that whole team. At least those morons gave up Tarik Black for a fucking black hole. "Swag Champs"? Is that really what they fucking said?

the good guys won

Brilliant. Even as a USC fan, watching Oregon destroy him was so, so lovely.

damn dude, i never realized your dad was on TV

You know those brave freedom fighters who were going to finally quit watching football this year on account of all the crimes and all the punishments, the concussions and the corruption, the whole filthy package?

I told myself I'd never buy an Xbox One.

Hey, and he does coke!

This. THIS. Also, and I may be reaching here, I feel like this idea of "but it's normal for 20-somethings to get shitfaced!" is a great example of a huge, HUGE issue in the US- no fucking clue about mental illness.

epic, simply epic!!!

i('m on a one man mission to) combat stupidity wherever i go

If that happens, well, I'll be surprised. It'll be funny!

You're wonderful. Think with your dipstick, Jimmy.

Him and KnuckleMate are quite the analysts.

I really don't understand this. I watched MNF (Saints fan) and when Gruden said the Bears staff might want to take a look at Clausen I nearly choked. Do they really fucking think that is the solution? Switching to Clausen? Unless the o-line plays like shit and lets Cutler gets killed on purpose, I don't see how this…

.. Nah. Nah actually. They're both travels.

Christ. Okay. Forget about WAR, forget about pitch framing, forget about everything other than BA/OBP/SLG, sure. Whatever you say :^)