I was waiting for this. I love the vitriol you have the for the Lakers. It's awesome. You don't see that enough anymore.

Thank you, Drew. You are truly the greatest of all Deadspin writers.

Yeah, because doing inane shit that has no benefit whatsoever other than risk of injury is such a good thing to be doing in a gym. Get a clue.

"Justadumbremark"

It was because of his race.

sexism at its worst

They're also not the greatest franchise in NBA history.

Never mind the fact the game, is, in fact, quite different from past years' versions due to the exosuit. Keep acting cool on the Internet!

he's deadspin's food writer, don't worry

I understand you (and all of Deadspin?) love to hate on the greatest franchise in NBA history, but let's please remember that the Lakers came from Minneapolis. It takes a lot of venom out of these pieces when you can't get simple shit right.

holy shit this is somehow worse than i thought it could be

man, i wish i was on deadspin back when the lakers were good

naw

*crickets*

You know, as a Lakers fan, maybe... maybe I'm okay with this. Maybe Byron Scott was hired specifically because management knew his ideas were so insane, they wouldn't have to tank. They would just flat-out suck. Hey, yeah! ALRIGHT! WOO

PFCCommenter? What up man?!

THAT BOSTON GRIT

God fucking damn it. 4 years ago I was celebrating a back-to-back championship and was expecting them to compete for a possible 3peat. Now I'm dealing with this. What the fuck. I've watched the Lakers win 5 championships and now I'm watching a team worse than the Smush Parker/Kwame Brown/Chris fucking Mihm days. At…

HEAVILY underrated part of that video is when the big guy catches his shirt and the little guy doesn't want to give it up so he just starts walking away. The passive-aggressiveness is just out of this world.

Ah, woops. I see it now.