Unfair expectations? It seemed to me that both games were expected to be mediocre and both ended up being pretty damn good.

Magary, I'm glad we share the same first name. You're a funny dude. How'd you get so funny?

... To be fair, Burks is a pretty decent player.

oh sure sure definitely that makes total sense

Hey, remember when people from the bay area tried saying Southern Californians (mainly Dodgers fans) were savages for what happened to Brian Stow? Glass houses, huh?

yeah because pharrell wasn't trash already

Yeah. Lakers fan here, our 3/4 season rental on him was kinda fun, but really, that guy is the worst. I'd rather the Lakers fuck off into eternity for five years until Jim Buss ODs on meth than deal with his shit.

"That's what makes this punt return for a touchdown"

This is the kind of (willful?) ignorance I live for. Thank you.

Grocery Clerk: [bagging groceries]

I thought they won the NL West in June? Why are they only celebrating a Wild Card spot now? Oh.. oh you mean.. what? Oh, how odd.

Yes. I know this because I own one. It's a foul, heinous beast. (I mean that in the best way).

AHAHAHAHAHA

Right? Who the fuck talks like this?

[eagerly awaits the replies]

You uh... you know Lane Kiffin isn't with USC anymore, right?

Hush! This is a place to knock on NCAA ADs, not the terrible refs!

In all fairness, that was a fucking awful call. These referees have been absolute garbage.

yo.. what..

Probably because I do CrossFit.