THANK YOU SO MUCH

hnnngghhh those tasteful fender flares, holy shit

hah, when did I say anything about being surprised?

ooooo so edgy i love it

o i m lafin

... This is a joke, yes?

Ahh, okay, right on. Thanks!

I was talking about this with my dad last night and I'm curious - are the EPA MPG testing standards still extremely loose? I mean, I never expect to get exactly what the sticker says I'll get for MPG, but I (think? I) remember that the EPA got in trouble for that or something along those lines.

The only color I need is black. Black black black. Every car I will ever own will be black. If Henry Ford had ever told me, "You can have any color you want, as long as it's black," I would have been a very happy camper.

Love these things. My dad has a Meyers Manx and we used to go to (I live in CA) Dumont Dunes and Glamis with a group of family friends, some of whom owned sand rails. I'll never forget being a kid and going up a giant dune at Dumont in a sand rail, feeling like at any moment the thing would flip over.

To think I used to enjoy listening to Cowherd. I was young and stupid.

THANK YOU BASED PUIG

Wow.

Is this real? This can't be real.

Stephen A. Smith: [strives to be more articulate]

Haha, shit. You're totally right. I can dream though, right? We can all be dreamers. Just for a moment.

Please, please tell me this will all culminate with Stephen A. Smith finally being fired. Please.

I couldn't make it through that whole stream of bullshit, but is he basically trying to say that women shouldn't give men a reason to hit them, and we need to be talking about that?

Christ. As a Dodgers fan, growing up and hearing how much of an asshole he allegedly was (not sure if there's truth to this) and the PEDs thing made me "hate" him; I never really looked at his stats much, I just marked it down as "don't care, he's a cheater/asshole." Now that I'm older, regardless of his (alleged?)…

Yeah, because when a guy on a bike goes flying by me doing 70, I know he's read the guidelines! I'm sorry dude, but give me a break.