I’m surprised the NRA even knows Parks & Rec, I guess there are no decent Duck Dynasty memes.

I’m anxious to see the walkouts if pornography is banned.

If I had more time I would make the TrumpGoth dating site:

I was thinking the same, but with Trump-loving Russian mail order brides.

All Eagles co-coordinators are available, Frank Reich is my guess.

I’m waiting for 45 to go full blown Danny Aiello at the end of Do the Right Thing, then wait and see how Republican lawmakers react.

I’m sure that influx of Koch Brothers money from the Meredith purchase of Time Inc. will improve the website experience .... HA HA HA HA HA HA, who am I kidding?

But he has yogurt. Yogurt will keep him company.

I read the headline too fast and I thought it was:

If it is a Taft in the Tub moment, the Trumpers will blame George Soros and the mainstream media for pushing fake news about baths.

We know those white, working class folks of Youngtown, OH are very excited to buy Ivanka’s clothing line with their new tax cut. Can’t wait for the expose from one of the prestige media outlets about it.

I’ll stick with my Heidi Klum Christmas

You need to look like at the brightside — Mark Sanchez, Matt McGloin and Geno Smith will have a place to be franchise starting quarterbacks.

You forgot color block uniforms, Blaine Gabbert and $12 for Miller Lite.

Yes, all the empty premium seats I saw behind the Giants bench (record 2-12) was definitely due to anthem protests that happened 10 weeks ago and have since subsided.

Ricky from Better Off Dead will show you.

He’s like Francis Buxton from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. “He’s taking his bath” “Or really, where are they hosing him down.”

Finally, a shirt that looks good untucked.

Don King ... he killed a guy.

The most over-rated local food item in the history of foodum. I don’t want another Western Pennsylvania native swear by that piece of crap sandwich.