I believe the Star Wars spatula set is the best way to prepare for The Last Jedi, honor the late Kenny Baker and can be shoved up your ass.

I would have substituted BBQ instead.

2012, mofos!

I Have To Look at the Tape: The Ben McAdoo Story

I would disagree, Joe Montana

In the words of the scholar Randy Gene Moss, “Straight cash homie.” 

That I agree. In the history of the NFL, has any team done what the Giants are doing now (starting their 2nd or 3rd QBs in meaningless games) and said, “OMG, we’ve been sitting on a franchise QB all this time?” The Giants O-Line is so brutal that anybody back there will be crushed.

Well, at this point you can broadcast a full Kay show using just audio drops.

The other thing with Eli is that he’s never been a leader. The team doesn’t take on his personality and doesn’t motivate or inspired. That pep talk he did for them to win 12-9 is suspect. You think Odell would have gotten away with his BS under Brees, Rodgers or Ben?

It’s called a world class defense the Giants had those Super Bowl years, Strahan, OPP, Justin Tuck, Osi. I’ll give them all the props in the world for beating the Pats, but one of those guys should have been given MVP honors.

As a professional Manning hater, nothing brings me more joy.

Eli has more losses for one team than any other quarterback. Has zero playoff wins in non-Super Bowl years.

Well, she is really connecting to those white working class people in Youngstown, OH.

And truck nuts

Stamps.com delivered the boring stories. Why go to the post office?

His SuperCuts bowl cut is reason to get creeped out by him. Can we see if he signed any yearbooks lately?

well, a man who, from the picture, looks like a power bottom.

Notice nobody is directly behind him.

Skip Bayless is crapping his shoes now ... Taking his shoes off, dropping his pants, hovering over them and then taking a dump.

Unfortunately, this won’t hurt him because nothing matters.