I want to see if Jones has the Papa John’s app.

Burying the lede: Twitter has customer service employees?

Fuck dis guy:

We are spared the Matt Halprin exaggerated frown when he’s not included in the conversation on Morning Joe.

I felt like a NARC working at a WeWork space. I was an outcast because I came to work at 9am, was 41 at the time, wore pants and shaved. Basically, 90% of the douches there wear girlfriend jeans , hoodies, beards and trickled in hungover at 11am.

So “disruptive”.

That buys a lot of Taco Tuesdays.

My brief time at a startup with a WeWork space is a time in my career I would like to forget. I deleted it from resume/LInkedIn profile.

After reading this and seeing the clip, I kinda of don’t want to live anymore.

He looks like the guy who ran Gawker, Nick Denton.

I was hoping for Lando’s Badass Revenge

I’ve said that McAdoo looks like the guy in the 80s teen sex comedy who says, “I don’t think this is a good idea” when his friends push him to the brothel.

“Maybe if I hold onto my play sheet, it will look like I’m in control.”

So where’s the coupon code for 35% off + free shipping?

From the look she’s giving in her mugshot, she gives zero fucks.

Tiffany is next to go ... if Trump remembers who she is.

Eric Bolling looks like the kid who brought The Ultimate Dirty Joke Book to school and spent all of recess reciting lines to impress kids.

Uniqlo vending machines in Japan have been around for a while. I bought my hipster Mickey Mouse t-shirt from it.

The Mooch can go back to selling zyppah anti-snoring devices on sports talk radio.

My hope is that a device can be invented that can funnel coal smoke directly into Trump voters houses. A note will be sent to them that reads, “This is what you voted for. Enjoy your winning.”

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