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“rage stroke out” is how I usually masturbate after a bad day in the office 

I got three different news push notifications at the same time. I was thinking the missiles have launched or Trump is on the Twitter machine again. In any event, I can’t wait for Mother’s Day brunch with my Trump-voting mother.

To add insult to injury, getting hit in the face by Mike Pence is a pre-existing condition and not covered under the AHCA.

Get Insta-Visas for Chinese investors to his family’s properties.

I need to fix your headline:

I think we can look forward to Tiffany Trump’s Book: Girls Who Work — How I, Like, Got Over Things to Like, You Know, Whatever

I just want to see Mark Halprin dressed as a little boy as the ring bearer, and John Heilemann stop the wedding, grab Mika by the hand and rush her away from the church onto a bus where they sit in the back.

I’d get him advance to tickets to Fyre Festival. His new wife is the target demo.

It’s not news, it’s Fox News.

At least state fairs have funnel cake, this one had cheese and bread.

He’s from Short Hills, NJ — home of the one upscale mall that people go to. Might explain a lot about his upbringing. “But this participation trophy told me I can do ANYTHING!!!!”

Always assumed it’s some Illuminati shit going down. 

But they wear lab coats! It means they ARE doctors.

Now I know what will be in my g-mail SPAM folder, joining this scam

or George Soros

12:05 a.m. — Submitted final draft on article without basic fact-checking.

Not mentioned in the story, one of the women booing was half-sister Tiffany.

Indeed, those ratings translates to magical unicorn manufacturing jobs in Youngstown, OH. The winning is truly remarkable.

Or the next cast of Celebrity Apprentice. HE STILL WANTS TO HOST IT.

When bikini and soft core porn shoots starting getting filmed in the oval office, then I’ll get outraged — unfortunately, the GOP will turn a blind eye.