At what point do we march on towns Youngtown, OH and yell, “This is on you.”

Trump says Frederick Douglass should be a consultant on the project.

I wonder if Spicer got his beauty products from Nordstrom.

No, if I want more disappointment in my life from women in public I’ll download Tinder again.

Ivanka is a Paris Hilton knockoff without the sex tape.

My teacher became my wife.

Let’s see — White guy, white guy, white guy, white guy, white guy, white guy, white guy, orange guy, white guy, white lady, white guy, white guy, white guy, white guy.

Grizzly Bears are on high alert.

The people of Youngston, OH, while waiting for those magical unicorn jobs and taking OxyCotin, will love the Melania Trump brand.

They are assuming they are invited to begin with. This administration is so disorganized, they don’t know where the light switches are and which doors lead to where.

He could have been Secretary of State

It’s my new ringtone.

Donald and his staff are probably clapping in the dark thinking Obama installed The Clapper in every room. Or Biden said just to clap to fool with them.

I enjoyed the 3 mothers fuckers and I’m gonna kiss this bitch during the trophy ceremony. All it needed was some pussy grabbing

I’m not watching the halftime show until Daft Punk performs.

Yeah, foreign tourists only generate a trillion dollars in revenue annually. I suspect Trump will sign an executive order that states all tourists must stay at one of his hotels or golfing resorts.

His supporters are also high on opiods.

Can’t picture Megyn Kelly watching the Barefoot Contessa cook her recipe for butternut squash quiche. Not her gig.

Somebody needs to tell them about the hot new Back to School fashions and interview Anne Hathaway on her new rom com.

with a bust of Martin Luther King Jr. under his arm.