No wonder he’s a Trump supporter!

I look forward to seeing $16,000 black sweatshirts and sweatpants that look like $50 Champion black sweatshirts and sweatpants . What a genius.

I had to go to Whole Foods in Gowanus to get my Chopped Cheese, how dare you people?

It’s a marathon, not a sprint. There’s no instant gratification to this.

Protests are the new brunch

George Washington Carver!

To be fair, Frederick Douglass did a tremendous job on the Celebrity Apprentice that season he won over Clay Aiken. Let’s not forget his stirring portray of Ike Turner in What’s Love Got To Do It With. Everybody is talking about how great he is in those Allstate commercials.

Steve Bannon looks like a guy who would get an erection from hearing that an 8-year old girl was killed in a raid authorized by Trump.

I think we were all disappointed that Trump didn’t nominate Judge Judy, because that’s what he would do. “She looks and acts like a judge. She’ll run the Supreme Court like she runs her court. Telling it like it is.”

Ollie escaped so that he could write essays on Medium about coups and headfakes.

His “oh!” Face

Or would they get to host. My money is on Larry the Cable Guy.

I’ve got my outfit ready!

It nice to know that the President thinks that terrorists are collecting frequent flier miles and are just waiting for a reward flight to open up from Syria to Newark, NJ

I would watch if Kathie Lee and Hoda got her crunk.

Yup, I just looked at his LinkedIn profile, member of the Board of Governors at the Worchester Country Club, sounds like your typical redneck.

The Delta Air Lines Sky Club — what are they serving in those drinks?

Yes, I have $1,000 for this to happen at Ladbroke’s. Forget Make America Great Again. Let’s make me rich again!