Come on, Tom. We just want to know how his dick tastes. Then we’ll leave you alone.

We should all respect Police Chief Chin Butt and his authority.

Hey, it’s one way to get out of my credit card debt.

Dude didn’t even bothering wearing an American flag pin. LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!

The antidote I like to tell was when I went to a Clinton rally in Scranton, PA, there was an old guy screaming about Benghazi on top of his Trump-decorated pickup truck. I asked, “What were the names of the four people who died that day?” He can only say it was the Ambassador to Libya, not the man’s full name. It was…

I’m still waiting on this groundbreaking for the border wall. When’s the 11 million immigrants being tossed out as he promised within 12 hours of taking the oath of office that he said at RNC?

He’s a 1st connection on LinkedIn.

When I was working in the media, I had to monitor the Letters to the Editor, and every week, without fault, we would get a dozen e-mails around the lines “Why don’t know the truth about Benghazi?” well into 2014 because a dozen inquires, millions of dollars spent and plenty of books from reputatble writers wasn’t…

“Where Were All The Women’s March Protesters in November?” was my favorite. So hipster.

#allicecreamsmatter

Let’s take some bets:

You know they snuck in some McDonald’s fries in there.

I agree Mr. President. You wanna join in?

Dear Francesca,

Things I’ve cried at the past couple of years, when Easy-E died in Straight Outta Compton with Dre at his side, La La Land ending, Hillary Clinton’s Farewell address, seeing Joe Biden get the presidential medal of Freedom and now this letter.

Chris Christie is jealous “Why didn’t I think of that?”

How was the pizza?

Let me correct the headline.