I think you mean:

Be careful, comrade. Our new glorious leader frowns upon dissention. Children should be at home working on their Rosetta Stone: Level 3 Russian.

Or Taco Supreme

He didn’t read the LinkedIn profile carefully with his smart man glasses.

It’s sad that I work longer hours than the President ... and get paid less.

And he specifically said, within 12 hours of taking the oath of office, those people (illegal immigrants) are gone .... riiiiiiigggghhhhhtttt

He might have some foreign-born ticks in that beard of his.

ASOS.com and TopShop/TopMan will continue the tradition.

As much as we made fun of their hipster porn advertising and how a creep Dov was, they made great simple items. The usual $16 was worth it because they last for years, better than some shit Hanes/Fruit of the Loom made in Bangladesh that you’ll throw after 2 years.

One of my favorite Saturday Night Live skits is from the mid-90s with Charlton Heston called The President is Illiterate. “I don’t need to read this bill to know that it’s garbage.”

I’m going to put that in my Tinder profile — “If you go home with someone and they don’t own any books, don’t fuck them”

Darn it, the grass was suppose to be soak up the spilled chili from Ben’s Chili Bowl.

His $49.99 Uniqlo puffer vest and stroking his agro beard shows that he means business.

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.

I was at a store in Jersey where everything was picked over at 40% off. If you’re a size XXS or XXL, today is your lucky day!

Knowing how stupid Trump is, he either has no idea who Chelsea Manning is or he think it’s Eli and Peyton’s sister.

“Tell that to my ex-wife” — Johnny Carson

Yup, Trump doesn’t want to be president. He wanted to WIN the presidency and stick it to Obama and Clinton. It’s the dog that finally caught his tail and has no idea what to do with it.