I long for the heady days of R2-D2 and C-3PO’s romantic chemistry.

I tried watching it at double speed with subtitles and gave up after 10 minutes. It’s not even worth looking at Mr. Skin to see where to fast forward for the sex parts.

I’m sure the Kinja deals are working on something right now that will b placed between Trump Launches Nuclear Weapons and a recap of last night’s The Bachelor.

Trump is going to make Trump Tower and Mar-a-Lago as National Monuments in his first 100 days.

When’s Ray-J going to be charged? They said it was an inside job.

Are these shirts made in Jhina?

My top five list of worst actresses working today:

This scene will carry out in some form

How much do you think it costs to get Russian hooker to pee on a bed?

There are stuck with him until he has a quadruple bipass because he eats like a slob, doesn’t exercise, refuses to be seen by a real doctor, sleeps little and is overweight.

I was on a Virgin America NY/SF flight once and debated whether to spend $8 to see Wild or get an Anchor Steam beer. I bought the beer and watched whatever was on Comedy Central. I feel guilty now.

I learned a lot from Celebrity Whore Island. Like, life is not worth living anymore.

Mike in Montclair still loves him, will follow him to the grave.

Nixon tired to have somebody from the NY Times killed

Made in jhina

It’s like elder abuse. He’s 70 and one creamed corn side dish away from crapping his pants during this hearing.

I’m sorry, did you seen 1981's masterpiece, Zapped! with Willie Ames or Skatetown USA. You do not know art, my friend. GOOD DAY TO YOU!

Al used to be on Stern all the time. A little nugget:

His own family doesn’t even accept him. His brothers and sisters don’t speak about him. His own father couldn’t stand him so he sent him off to miltary school.