I’m hoping Jimmy Kimmel trolls Trump during the Oscars. Brings up every great living actor Denzel, Amy Adams, Pacino, Hanks, De Niro, JLaw, Cranston .., have them all insult Trump live on stage and then watch Trump’s Twitter account go ape shit live on TV “Cranston, very over-rated. Breaking Bad terrible. Hanks,…

Casey Anthony should be the first guest columnist, or at least the podcast producer.

All the more reason to bring back late night Cinemax/Skinamax

Surprised there are no Trump-branded IUDs. Beleive me, they would be the most spectacular IUDs, very luxurious and you could only get them at the Sharper Image.

I usually take my girlfriends to Whole Foods on a Sunday afternoon. It’s the most effective birth control there is.

#AllIcebergsMatter

I’ve only seen the episode set in St. Mark’s Place because my friend was in it, which is a very NY/LA to say. I would like watch it from the beginning. It seems like a good binge watching on an airplane show.

Nope, they are just plain not funny, characters are uninteresting and could care less what happens with the story.

Luc Besson is writing a screenplay as we speak.

Seriously, if I want to see a bunch of insufferable, white millenials trying to discover themselves I can just sit with the interns at their lunch table.

Is it okay that I want to punch my face in repeatedly over shows about millenials in Brooklyn (Girls, Search Party, High Maintenance) even though I was born there?

I still have my last gen iPod, it’s the only decent way to listen to music rather than Spotify steaming which goes like

Trump wants Kushner in his cabinet so he can get close to his hot wife, who he would like to have sex with.

As much as support the Kirke-ster and her attire, the real question is how Paul Ryan got to where he is.

I have a feeling Conway, Bannon and company tell him a bunch of made up shit to keep him happy and prevent him from going off the rails like:

“One of the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood”

Can the Equadorian Embassy leak Assange into the hands of Swedes so that he can face rape charges?

Especially when she’s getting plowed by Ray J.

Tilikum will have to be digitally recreated for the sequel — Blackfish 2: Aquatic Boogaloo.

That’s my favorite line from a Nine Inch Nails song.