When Kim Kardashian posts a selfie in front of a Planned Parenthood, then media/your friends on social media will give a shit.

The story makes me feel deflated.

I expect more screaming, Breaking News banners 2 days after the story has broke and phony EXCLUSIVE interview graphics.

Has he ever been to a Planned Parenthood, talked to the workers there or had a dialogue with the women who need their services. Or does he just think that’s its some abortion theme park with free contraceptions in the gift shop?

Yes. President Trump will create a new reality show “Death Panel with Sarah Palin”.

Thoughts and prayers please. I don’t live near a Wegman’s, so I can’t hop in my Prius, listen to NPR on my drive and discover the goodness. Whole Foods is a 10-minute walk from my house and it’s next to the building I work — the only reason I go there is conveneince.

Sweet Mesothelioma Money ... coming soon to FOX!

You can tell by that photo of Philip Anschutz that he’s a big Warpaint, Crystal Castles and Future Islands fan.

Well, that My Pillow guy is a fraud:

I’m a bleeding heart liberal (“snowflake”), coastal elitist, college educated, Whole Foods frequenting, globe trotting mixed-raced guy and I fully support the death penalty. Why? This trash.

It’s why the advertising is all As Seen On TV ads, motorscooters, life insurance and mesothelioma lawyers. I’ve seen so many mesothelioma ads on cable news channels that I think I might have mesothelioma, even though I don’t know what the fuck it is.

When R. Kelly wants to make love, he calls it Pissy-Pissy time.

I can easily see dipshits in hipster Williamsburg buy these and then go to Trader Joe’s in Union Square to buy 2 buck chuck for a bing watching marathon of Gilmore Girls, ironically.

Four EASY payments, as suppose to the hard payments

Bat Mitzvah Girls ... coming this fall to The CW

I hope Fireman Ed wears that diaper.

The quilt is to hide his raging boner.

It started with Howard Stern, filming his radio show then edited that day to show on E! Then news and sports followed through. Two asses sitting at consoles with mics in front of them is compelling TV.

I was thinking radio shows that broadcast on TV. So it’s basically two jabonis sitting at consoles with mics in front of them. Compelling TV.