There needs to be ranking list of unwatchable sports talk morning shows on TV:

Whenever a major celeb dies, I always search on Twitter, “Who is [insert person}?” Example: Who is George Michael? and I get hundreds of results.

I’m calling my next emo band White Tears

These are the clothes I’ll wear when I become a jewel thief.

1 out of 10 people on Tinder are yoga teachers and use their work photos for their dating profile. You would think they wouldn’t have trouble finding dates.

Any halfway decent yoga teacher will tell you that head-stands are a bad idea. They compound your vertebrae into your neck and could lead to major spinal damage. Do a handstand against a wall, partner up if you need to. Geez.

Guns, Sperms, and Steele — it’s like the three talking points of MSNBC’s Morning Joe.

I say any term — local government, state senate/house, school boards. These are the people who affect our lives on a daily basis. My town’s mayor (pop. 40,000) was voted in with 6% turn out. REALLY!

I was thinking about the actress who was in Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation and The White Queen, but I guess I’m hip to reality show losers.

Oh, I completely get it. He’s a stupid, clueless person who doesn’t listen to anybody and thinks he’s always right.

THANK YOU. It just looks predictable and safe, and I love musicals like The Umbrellas of Cherbourg. I’m a little tired of throwback, nostaligia movies.

I had to watch the Secret Life of Pets over the holiday. At the end, when all the owners come home from work in the same apartment building, they were all white. And this is set in the diverse universe that is a cartoon New York.

This just in, Trump wants Baron to go.

Trump is just plain fucking stupid. He thinks he looks good in suits, that his hair is perfect and his skin tone is natural. For a guy who’s “casting” his cabinet, he’s completely clueless.

My money is on a quadruple bypass. Let’s hope he continues to eat fast food, not exercise and not see a proper doctor.

Venus should get engaged to the founder of Voat just to psyche Serena out.

Interesting to see how Gavin Newsom plays out. If he wins as governor, does he already eyeball President 2020?

And red Solo cups are made in America. USA! USA! USA!

I was hoping to see a Make America Great Again bumper sticker on it.

Never, look at happy red state Texas: