bigcheese1974
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bigcheese1974

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They should just take their kids and laptops to some beergarden in Brooklyn.

Her finest work was in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. It beats being a head in a box in Seven. ***spoiler alert***

I didn’t get the invite, did you e-mail it through a private server?

The tech bros are too busy building and funding their next disruptive app like the Uber for Prostitutes that delivery ready-made portioned meals to address serious problems in their community.

We should all look forward to next year’s Kennedy Center Honoree, Ted Nugent.

If Trump lost, she would have made a call to Angelina Jolie’s divorce lawyer and asked, “How do I get all of his moneys?”

At least Jabba had her size. I assume he kept mutilple sizes for human captors.

My President Was Black by Ta-Nehisi Coates for The Atlantic put everything in perspective perfectly.

Now he can go back to being the lead singer for Midnight Oil.

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I cried with Bowie when I listened to Heroes done in German. I’ll probably cry watching Empire Strikes Back when Leia says I love you to Han before he gets frozen.

Everytime I go to the snack machine and see Cheetos, I get Trump flashbacks. Ugh.

Well, if he foreclosed homes in Benghazi while using a private e-mail server, then the Trumpers would give a crap.

But he drinks Starbucks with Splenda ... he’s just like us!

Missing from the list ... ummm ... the new First Lady ... Melania.

In the 90s during college, I worked a winter break developing photos for mall Santas in Philadelphia. Plenty of black Santas holding kids of all races. No controversy.

I should show him the self-inflicted scars I got from watching Fantastic Four on a 10-hour flight to Dubai.

I was hoping Mancester by the Sea would be about The Smiths, but it wasn’t. It was still about a bunch of white people feeling bad about their lives.

Yes, you want some of my nachos?

I did some freelance work for the Knicks/Rangers over the summer at their offices, and for a billionaire owner, it was the most depressing offices ever. It was a cubical farm with unframed posters of players held up by thumbtacks alongside the required-by-law safety posters. I’m like, “you bring in players, agents and