Then when Trump sees the billion dollar price tag, he’ll say, “We’re getting ripped off. Too expensive.”

Yup, yoga teacher was a Rockette. She said she would rather get fired if that happened to her.

You too, Eli

James Dolan owns MSG, Knicks, Rangers, Cablevision, Radio City Music Hall and the Rockettes. He’s one of the worst owners in Sports and Entertainment. He’s incredibly cheap and will take money anywhere he can get.

I think Trump wants to know about the secret sex robots

who can resist this “bear”?

Like Cheesecake Factory, if you go to many times you’ll eventually die bloated

She’s a Jersey Girl!

What’s the over/under on a sex scandal happening in the first 100 days with anybody in the administration? My money is on Hope Hicks shacking up with Kushner.

Netflix and the other OTT products are starting to feel like homework. At first I was limiting myself to one show at a time, now I’m on 4-5 shows and I feel the need to complete the assignment.

I was going to make it my Avatar.

If they can tear themselves away from Snapchat and Twitter.

Massive opioid addiction in rural America with no end in site.

Trump supporters don’t know what “schadenfreude” means, so you might have to think of a less complicated word. Too many syllables.

When I get home from work, I’m going to look-up Porn Stars That Looks Like Ivanka Trump ... you know for research

Well, I guess I won’t see her at the Whole Foods in Edgewater anymore. You see, there’s a bright spot to everything!

My feeling is that she wants none-of-this First Lady crap and was in-different to his his campaign, “You running for Prezey-dent? Whatever makes you hap-peee.” She just wants to raise Baron, go to parties in Manhattan and shop for expensive shit on his credit card.

I set a Google alert to remind me not to visit Raleigh/Durham for a beercation next year. Good job loosing business, ass hats.

Fun fact: The IKEA catalogue is the second most translated book in the world. No. 1 The Bible, No. 3 Diary of Anne Frank, No. 4 Lord of the Rings — don’t know where Art of the Deal lands on the list, but it was a landslide.

Sorry, I can’t read this post because Campbell’s Chicken n’ Dumplings can is not represented. It’s the GOAT of Campbell’s Chucnky line.