We can expect Dr. Harold Bornstein ads in NYC subways any day now. He’ll be the new Dr. Zizmor.

I guess Rosetta Stone’s $199 price tag was too steep for the good doctor.

I’ve been writing in the comments about how Trump is a walking quadrupile bipass waiting to happen. So my money is on medical emergency that gets his out of office rather than impeachment.

My headline:

Scrantonicity might be available. He did win Pennsylvania.

I would like to add director Paul Feig, for putting together a talented cast to make the Ghostbusters remake unwatchable and unfunny.

Jimmy Kimmel did a man-on-the-street video asking Trump voters what would it take for you to not vote for Trump. After setting the American flag on fire, smoking crack, Hitler moustache and getting a tattoo that says “Sit Here Ladies”, they settled on child molester and taking away their guns. Let’s go to the video…

I feel the same way as well. On the other hand, it created such an interesting world that it would be great to explore, but they should have done it decades ago and instead feeding off the endless parade of 80s/90s reboots. I’m still waiting for a Krull reboot.

Steve Bannon read that Post piece and got a raging boner.

I wouldn’t think these types of stores carry a lot of cash. And if they did, I would put a black light on those bills and see the DNA splatter. You think the robber thought of that?

I’ve already made it my Facebook profile photo.

Unfortunately, she’s going to have that same look when she visits President Trump’s White House.

Yup, there won’t be a time where the Trumpkins won’t be regretful because they are too dumb to realize that they’ve been conned or their too high on opiods to care. Then I’ll say what Public Enemy said, “Can’t do nothin’ for you, man.”

81. Will my witty Kinja comments on Gawker survive the incoming apocalypse?

This looks like a cash grab and a free trip to South America. It’s a movie that she’ll endlessly promote, tell stories and praise to no end, then two years later say, “What a piece of garbage. I took the money and free trip to South America.”

I would loved to have seen Hillary get Person of the Year just to troll Trump AND YOU KNOW he would have had a hissy fit of epic proportions

Has anyone looked at the really poor numbers of @Jezebel Way down, big trouble, dead! Ellie Shechet, no talent, will be out!

I understand these people. I will stab a bitch for a great piece of stilton.

Good, then I can post some Cutting Crew lyrics:

Been trying to get somebody at The Slot/Jezebel to look into this: