That’s why I think Trump won’t make the four years not because of scandal or impeachment, but health. Dude doesn’t exercise or sleep, and eats fast food. He doesn’t have a real doctor so who knows what he has. He’s a walking quadruple bipass waiting to happen.

I would still like to play my CDs on a PS4, is it too much to ask?

Here’s the stat I return to about the election:

Yes, we do.

It’s just a movie, bro.

Wake me when one of them carries a pizza slice down some subway steps, then I’ll pay attention.

Wearing a Champion sweatshirt to meet the future President is a dick move. Or maybe a power move. You make the call.

Don’t care, or too dumb to realize that they’re getting conned. But what do we coastal elites know with our college degrees, hard work ethic and moral compass?

Yes, it’s a Kinja deal of the day!

This apparently is the plot for the third season of Fargo.

Nostaligia is a hard drug to kick. It’s brining down our popular culture and now our government.

That whole Greatest Generation thing was pretty cool, right?

I’m looking forward to Tiger Beat and Seventeen Magazine sponsoring the 2020 primary debates.

Political talk radio and sports radio isn’t much different -- shouting matches, bad information, uninformed opinions, hours talking about What Ifs?, clueless callers, ads for mesothelioma lawyers and bad predictions.

This article was much better when it was in the original Russian.

I thought the same thing. Trump must think Jersey Shore is a documentary.

They’re too high on opiods and nostalgia to realize. Oh well. America -- it was fun while it lasted.

I want to know if they ejaculate and do they test their sex functions in the lap. Is there an instructor telling them how to do sex?

We in the industry prefer to call them “hosts” and some of them are built to look like Marilyn Manson’s ex-girlfriend and that guy from X-Men. I think it’s a win-win for everybody.