Maybe if we wrapped the report in his daily Big Mac lunch, he would actually read it.

That doesn’t matter to the people of Youngstown, OH. As long he brings back coal jobs that are not coming back.

Well, the people of Youngstown, OH will rest easy knowing that the man who bring back jobs that are not coming back will be collecting a paycheck from Main Stream Media.

Still lobbying for 500 Days of Tiffany. It’s what the people demand

Thank you. It would be an amazing show if he wasn’t in it and without his pretentious narration. The London and Rome episodes were him hanging with famous people. Enough.

Chris Christie’s legacy will be widening the Turnpike from Exit 6 up. It’s a fine legacy indeed.

I enjoyed her creamed jeans recipe. Jeffrey loved it.

I have a feeling when Jeffrey dies, she’s going to have him mummified and propped up in the house. She’ll pretend that he’s still alive, like Weekend at Bernie’s

Since this is a reality show, somebody has to say “I’m not here to make friends.”

Dear Ina,

He only took the job so that somebody would help him find his luggage.

My response — good and let me get out my small violin.

I want my bumper sticker to say “How’s he working out for you?” as drive through a post-apocalyptic landscape.

Doctor: “It’s a fact that you have cancer. Here are the test results.”
Trump Surrogate: “I feel fine, and that’s what matters.”
Doctor: “I think you have 6-12 months to live.”
Trump Surrogate: “That’s your opinion.”

One of the under-reported things about Trump is how cheap he is. A $10 tie bar vs. .10 piece of tape.

Well, their injuries will be covered by Obamacare ... opps. Whomp whooooommmmmp.

CNN is running it on Sunday

My money is on heart attack/triple bipass the way he eats and doesn’t exercise at 70.

I’ve said this too. Fucking Roger Ailes couldn’t stand working with Trump (distracted, no attention span and lazy). Since he went through 3 campaign managers and 2 transition heads, his first 100 days will be a complete dumpster fire.

New Jersey isn’t sending their best, Snooki, The Real Housewives, Chris Christie, now Conway.