I’m sure Trump’s assistants have already mapped out the KFCs and McDonalds near the White House.

Basically, a doctor is at the White House full-time, and it’s usually an army doctor. If he wants to take that quack doctor with him, he’ll need to move to D.C.

I don’t think he’ll have the health to be president. Trump looks like he’s a quadruple bipass surgery away from giving the keys over to Pence. I know, I know, Pence is much worse, but at least he knows how the government works.

That he has a secret man-boy crush on Johnny Quest.

When Tony Romo becomes the Jets QB next year, they dare not flex the game.

Considering 46.9% of the voting population didn’t vote last Tuesday, I’m sure turn out will be phenominal on a Saturday during the holiday season.

Absolutely, posting that sign tells the world that he doesn’t represent you, me or our values, which are basic human decency. We may reject the policy of the 44 presidents before him, but they stood for what’s right and good. Trump is none of that.

I’ve said this from the beginning, Donald Trump wasn’t running for President of the United States, he was campaigning to beat Obama after he called him a carnival barker and roasted him at the White House dinner in 2011. He knew he had no shot in 2012, so waited until now. Hillary just happen to be a weaker candidate.

I believe it. I read a while ago that Belichick listens to Rush Limbaugh religiously and has dinner with him.

Can we point out that the mask was probably made in China, same place his shitty ties, suits and hotel steel comes from?

Strangling a baby in Benghazi.

While Romney had binders full of women, Christie has binders full of takeout menus.

At least he didn’t say that Benghazi was retarded. 

4. Benghazi 

Any guesses as why he’s giving the thumbs up? He think tried to grab ... you know ... her whatever?

There’s a reason why my fantasy team is called the Romo Apologists. The other is called The Trump Surrogates. It’s joking like, believe me.

My Pokemon Go keeps telling me to do the Ice Bucket Challenge while doing the Harlem Shake. What up with that?

The TSA even says that passengers not being preapred lead to the long lines. The stereotypical dipshit tourists in Hawaiian shirts and flipflops bringing all their shitty souvineers on board causes delays. It’s truly amateur hour at airports these days. And agree, the checked bag fres don’t help, even though lost…

You don’t want to piss off Keith David.

It launched the careers of Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau, who were extras in the film, so I agree with your viewpoint.