Trump says that women need to be punished for holding pens.

Too bad Denton lost the lawsuit. Gawker and Playboy merger!

When in Rome?

In Donald Trump’s America, it will look more like Thunderdome. Two men enter, one man leaves.

Yup, happened to me too. It knocked out my WiFi routers, After 3 clean installs, nothing. I had to send my laptop back to Lenovo.

He obviously didn’t learn from Peyton and to get pizza from his best friend Papa John.

The nostalgia porn is ridiculous across all mediums. People need to move on and not try to recapture a time in there youth that will never come back.

The new wacky sitcom debuting this fall on The CW!

Him kissing Papa John gave me a tear in my eye. It was like Brian’s Song, but with shitty pizza. And two rich white guys.

Waitasecond, Waitasecond, Waitasecond. It’s Ha-uge.

Slaves Are the New Blacks

Like lottery winners

Vice President Cuba Gooding Jr.

While we’re at it, can we congratulate Starbucks for getting King’s Double Mocha Frappacino juuuuuust right?