Hey man, Ibn here. I took extra time with Jay because, while rumors abound, I’m only comfortable publishing what I can source comfortably. What’s up now is what passes the smell test. I’m sure some would feel there are things omitted. I’m 1000% down to see anything to bolster anything I’ve omitted.

Waiting for the Fox News spin on this...

Every strike was glorious.

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

Sis held him in place and went to work on his jaw. She was not playing.

Umm...have you hung around middle aged adults recently? A large portion of the conversation will revolve around bowel functions, esp. flatulence due to medication, and include tips and tricks for not stenching everyone out of the car. You know all those boys in sixth grade who thought farting was the most hilarious…

Not to be Helen Lovejoy about it, but are all of our kids going to grow up to have fecal fetishes because we encouraged this whole poop fad? We even gave anthromorphic turds big eyelashes and plump lips, just so kids would know that the turds were sexy female turds. 

I have a family philosophy that nobody gets preventable diseases.

Someone needs to remind that whitesplainer that animals posture over territory far more often than they actually fight. And we all know who’s been posturing over territory for the past... forever.

Did he find that “courage” right around November 8, 2016?

His low budget De Niro ass is pretty lucky that Okafor was a gentleman and did not deliver the early Christmas present of hands to this jerkoff.

He probably started in the middle of the previous pay period. “We’ll just hold this for safe keeping until the next pay period. Not like you were unemployed for months or need to eat, right?” You might say I’m still bitter two years later.

My mother wrote a check to her landscaper and she got a call from the bank when he tried to cash it. She gave them attitude over the phone (“yes, I wrote him that check for that amount, what is the problem?” in her icy code-switch voice) and they stumbled and apologized to HER, but I doubt they apologized to him.

What the fuck.

The check looked sketchy alright; it was in the hand of a Black man. 

You’re joking...right?

‘Wypipo Customer Service '💀☠💀

“...what in the world could have been going through Dutz’s mind for him to think, “Damn, my illegal drug shit just fell through—better call the police?”

The Love Is character based on him is an emotionally abusive, gaslighting piece of shit, so I’m inclined to believe this.

SO this means he was unfaithful to his wife Mara too? The charges sounds very detailed and credible, stay tuned.