Mane, you better eat you a medium rare steak.
bigbrownbeaver
bigbrownbeaver
Same.
That’s exactly what I thought. I was.not. ready. #distewmuch
Thank him!
I have a friend who thinks it’ll keep her boobies from sagging. She’s old enough to know better.
He high.
I totally get where you're coming from. We occasionally get warm smiles too ;)
Yep. Deep.
All of this. Every time I watch an episode of hoarders and the person has three hundred target bags of shit (actual turds) polled sky high in the guest room, I think to myself, I’ll bet they bring green bean casserole to potluck. #nevereatatapotluck
I'm in one too but people NEVER stop staring long enough for me to forget.
I have a mani/pedi regularly. I always tip about 60% because my dude is AWESOME. I relax during that pedicure and it’s one of the highlights of my month. I’ve gone to sleep! He doesn’t speak a lot of english but he practices with me. I can barely reach my toes and even if i could i don’t see well enough to polish…
warm cockles.
Amlactin lotion works! Use it consistently at night. You will have to ALWAYS use sunblock on that area because it's exfoliated.
Who doesn't like a big brown beaver?!