Hello all!! First, thank you from the bottom of my exhausted heart for all the love and support a few weeks ago when I posted about how much I was struggling with my life changing so much after having my little girl. The good news is I’ve felt much better since then, and I think a large part of that is just time…

I can cosign as a former teenage n’er-do-well.  When you lift shit, step 2 is “GTFO”.

It already is. Jim Koch is a Trumper. 

Pffft. You amateur. I shoplift all the time and I’ve never been caught because I ALWAYS take someone with me I can fake propose to. If I’m really worried, I might also bring along 6 accomplices. You better believe we’re living large in free t-shirts that your insurance premiums paid for. The Man will never stop us…

There was no t-shirt.  There was only racism.

Racists are so weird in that regard. They will literally cut off their own noses, fuck with their own lives just to stick it to people who don’t look like them.

I know I love to go somewhere with 8 friends, steal a single tee shirt, spend more money than a t-shirt costs on drinks, and propose to my girlfriend. 

Here’s some free Loss Prevention 101 training:

Racism doesn't make you smart, they keep taking that multivitamin like it's good for their health.

At least they fired these chucklefucks. And I’m not worried about them one bit. Their mediocre asses will fail upward. That’s the American way.

That’s a lottttt of energy over a t-shirt to end up getting fired over, sis.  

You know those folks still think they stole something. Probably just sitting in their homes going “If only I stripped searched them, I would have found the shirt.”

It's an example of how we white people are experts at not looking at the non-white world. We're raised to just not even know if exists.

Obviously they stopped it in time. Who knows what calamities could’ve befallen this gentle white soul had they not intervened on his behalf?

The child was brutalized ON CAMERA and the parents had to get social workers to advocate for charges?? And they claimed that there's equity in law enforcement. Bullshit. Let this have been a Black or Latino man pinning a white child down like this. He would've been executed swiftly by the police upon their arrival.

A grown man attacks a 13 year old boy and cops are like “Well I don’t see a crime here.”

Yeah, I’m not sure why the Root reprinted this. That said, I think there’s a decent chance that her attorney will be able to get charges dismissed. Most prosecutors have their eye on higher office, and this would follow anyone prosecuted it around like a burrito fart.

Okay this is for Bill.

As a white woman from Portland Oregon, this had me rolling! On point. 

I just have one request: when Karen gets arrested for letting her dog shit in the quad and threatens the security office, please mace her and get it on video. Please.